Death of Aussie Rules - Preview
“We’re being murdered mate; the whole bloody team’s hopeless. Don’t these drongos know what’s at stake? We need to win to stay in the top four. If this keeps up, the Eagles will be responsible for letting the Tasmanian Devils into the top eight in their first year. It’s just not on Dingo! I tell you it’s not on! We’ll be the laughing stock of the whole Australian Football League.”
The crowd let out another howl of anguish as the Eagles fullback dropped an easy mark. His Devil opponent swooped on the ball and scored another goal.
“I can’t believe what I’m bloody well seeing. It’s just fair dinkum hopeless Dingo!”
“I agree Darcy. Six months it’s taken us to scrape enough dough to get here and we have to put up with this crap. I tell you mate its criminal, the whole bloody side needs to be shot.”
“I have a better idea,” said Darcy. He lent over and whispered in Dingo’s ear. “Let’s make the Devils disappear.”
The crowd let out another howl of anguish as the Eagles fullback dropped an easy mark. His Devil opponent swooped on the ball and scored another goal.
“I can’t believe what I’m bloody well seeing. It’s just fair dinkum hopeless Dingo!”
“I agree Darcy. Six months it’s taken us to scrape enough dough to get here and we have to put up with this crap. I tell you mate its criminal, the whole bloody side needs to be shot.”
“I have a better idea,” said Darcy. He lent over and whispered in Dingo’s ear. “Let’s make the Devils disappear.”
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